'POEE' Paris was to be the judge of who got the Golden Apple and was Rewarded with fair Helen, from the bribe of Aphrodite - which we know was the beginning of the battling at Troy. However, none of this would've happened if they'd just invited Eris, instead of demanding their stupid little Order. But they feared her little nuances, And Now they pay the price As disorder is on the Menu and we're Eating up our hotdogs (but without a hated bun) so To honor her with festive Anarchy. And we're tracing a Mandala while we Yen the Sacred Chao (Mu)... while some Trivial and greater truths battled for Infinity, and found that paradox was the Key to understanding of the Hodge and the Podge Of the Order and Disorder, but the info got Obscured by a bunch of roaming Fnords. But then Eris sent a message through a Roach (whose name Is Saint Gulik) and Explained that we Should stop it if we do not like Our options, but To remember the Essential metaphysic parabolic that Revolves around the Incongruous pole of the Chaotic.